Britney is Date-able
Once, when I was in college, I told this girl I met at a party that I was really "into" her and started using words like "future" and "family." After we both sobered up and re-introduced ourselves to one another the next morning and I started using words like "get the hell out" her face looked much like Britney Spears' face in the photo above.
Using my stunningly accute sense of logic, it would appear Britney Spears is now in my league. Ho yah!
