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Brady Bags Bundchen

After knocking up his then-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, it's now rumored that Patriots QB Tom Brady has gotten supermodel Gisele Bundchen pregnant. Keep in mind this comes only a month after the announcement that Moynahan is pregnant.

Frankly, I don't know what took Brady so long. A month? Seriously, if I walked into a room and saw this, I think my sperm would literally jump out of my body and make a bee-line for her ovaries.

Too graphic? Sure, maybe, but that's just the way biology is.

Posted by The Unpleasantness on Friday, March 9, 2007 at 8:30 AM |

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