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If one of your life-long dreams has been to own a three-dimensional replica of a crazy-ass bald Britney Spears, dream no longer. Just visit this page, hit print and start folding! Just beware, it's awful lifelike and there's a good chance it will scare pets and make you uneasy whenever you look at it. Just like the real Britney Spears!

If you've gotten this far, congratulations. You can read more by going to the archives. Or you can just imagine what else might be here without clicking anything. Might I recommend a fine bottle of bourbon to accompany your fantasies? I thought so.