Tom Cruise is regressing
It was only a matter of time before Tom Cruise got caught off guard and forgot that his marriage is supposed to cover up his distaste for women. Here we see him thoroughly enjoying what should be the pleasure of kissing his wife. Instead, it looks more like he's getting punched in the face with Katie Holmes' cheek. For crying out loud, the guy's an actor! You'd think he'd be able to make kissing his wife look a little more, oh, I dunno, genuine! And Katie kind of looks like she's getting a kiss from that creepy uncle who only shows up at weddings but you have to be nice to otherwise he'll drink even more and follow you into the bathroom later. Trust me. It happens.
