If I didn't know better, I'd say the above picture was taken by Picasso. But I happen to have it on good authority that Picasso was 1)a painter, and is 2)dead. What's actually taking place is a
pre-arranged meeting between
Willem Dafoe and Adrien Brody after the Oscars to finally settle which of the two has the most geometrically awkward facial features. They were going to duke it out but then they realized it might end up with one of their faces looking more normal, and then who would all the fat chicks in Hollywood sleep with?
If I didn't know better, I'd say the above picture was taken by Picasso. But I happen to have it on good authority that Picasso was 1)a painter, and is 2)dead. What's actually taking place is a pre-arranged meeting between Willem Dafoe and Adrien Brody after the Oscars to finally settle which of the two has the most geometrically awkward facial features. They were going to duke it out but then they realized it might end up with one of their faces looking more normal, and then who would all the fat chicks in Hollywood sleep with?
My friends mom went to high school with Willem Dafoe in Appleton back when he was William.
I think it's hilarious how he tries so hard to sound European and is mortified when someone mentions he is from Wisconsin.
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Wendy |
March 3, 2007 at 12:34 PM