I've heard rumors that Keith Richards has had to undergo full blood transfusions because of his rock and roll lifestyle. Little did I know that Eddie Van Halen was hanging outside the clinic waiting to inject himself with the blood they took out. Maybe he did it to somehow achieve the rockstar immortality Richards has, or maybe he just did it to spite Valerie Bertinelli so that someday people will look at these pictures and say, "why was Valerie Bertinelli once married to a zombie?" But seriously, Eddie, was that necessary? I've found that all it takes to spite Val is kicking her kitten. I'm not sure if that really spites her, but it sure makes me feel better. And isn't that what revenge is really all about?
I've heard rumors that Keith Richards has had to undergo full blood transfusions because of his rock and roll lifestyle. Little did I know that Eddie Van Halen was hanging outside the clinic waiting to inject himself with the blood they took out. Maybe he did it to somehow achieve the rockstar immortality Richards has, or maybe he just did it to spite Valerie Bertinelli so that someday people will look at these pictures and say, "why was Valerie Bertinelli once married to a zombie?" But seriously, Eddie, was that necessary? I've found that all it takes to spite Val is kicking her kitten. I'm not sure if that really spites her, but it sure makes me feel better. And isn't that what revenge is really all about?
