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Bad Timing

This past weekend I went to a waterpark. One thing they fail to include in the brochures is that waterparks are closed during the winter. I guess it has something to do with how water reacts to sub-zero temperatures. Nevertheless, I take everything quite literally, so when the snickering receptionist at the resort took my reservation, I just assumed the waterpark would be open.

Hopefully, my ski trip to Vail this coming August will be much better.

Posted by The Unpleasantness on Friday, March 23, 2007 at 10:03 AM |

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