It's one of the first beautiful days of the season today, which means all the ladies downtown are going to be dressed inappropriately (read: awesomely) skimpy today for work and that they'll flood the beer gardens to throw back margaritas as soon as five o'clock hits. I think I'll join them, only when I order my margarita, I'll ask that they hold the tequila, triple sec and ice and just put bourbon in the glass. You see, that's just how I roll. No, not always drinking bourbon, but drinking bourbon, calling it a margarita and making clicking noises at women as they walk on by. They love it because they don't have any choice!
It's one of the first beautiful days of the season today, which means all the ladies downtown are going to be dressed inappropriately (read: awesomely) skimpy today for work and that they'll flood the beer gardens to throw back margaritas as soon as five o'clock hits. I think I'll join them, only when I order my margarita, I'll ask that they hold the tequila, triple sec and ice and just put bourbon in the glass. You see, that's just how I roll. No, not always drinking bourbon, but drinking bourbon, calling it a margarita and making clicking noises at women as they walk on by. They love it because they don't have any choice!
