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John Travolta is a Geenie!


What the hell is John Travolta doing in this picture? Is he supposed to be some sort of gypsy dancing girl? Or maybe he's a geenie riding on a magic carpet. All I know is that this picture is from an Oscar after-party and it looks like nobody was expecting him to show up so they made him sit on the arm of a couch and now he's trying to play it off like he wanted to sit there only we all know that he probably shouldn't have been invited to the Oscars or any after parties to begin with.
Oh, and I bet the tux is rented.

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