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Official Endorsement

While we here at The Unpleasantness prefer to remain neutral when it comes to politics, we just can't help but love 2008 presidential candidate Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey. A satanic vampire running as the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party's candidate, Sharkey stands for impaling President Bush once he's elected to office.

Now that's one hell of a platform.

It should also be noted that the 42-year-old Sharkey has a 19-year-old wife. You da' man, Sharkey, you da' man!

Posted by The Unpleasantness on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:57 AM |

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