Snoop Dogg Does Drugs
Officer Sven: You-a know-a if-a we-a get-a one-a more-a bust-a Captain-a Gunderson-a promised-a us-a a month's-a supply-a of-a Swedish-a meatballs-a?
Officer Björn: Really-a?
Officer Sven: Yes-a! And-a I-a hear-a that-a Snoop-a Dogg-a is-a coming-a to-a town-a!
Officer Björn: This-a is-a gonna be-a so-a easy-a!
Snoop Dogg was recently arrested in Sweden for drug possession and I suspect for just being too shnizzle-tastic for the Swedes. If busting Snoop Dogg for drugs is a sign of good police work, then my suspicion that that Elton John is gay means I have great gay-dar.
