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Mary Kate Olsen is an Über-Morlock

Remember when the Olsen twins were little and everyone thought they looked like those troll dolls you shook around to make their hair all crazy and stuff? I do. In fact I used to hope that one day John Stamos would realize that very thing and start spinning one of them around just to see if it was true. Not that I encourage shaking babies or anything like that, just that it would have been neat-o to see a real live troll.


Well the girls are all grown up now and one of them has apparently seen fit to carry on her fantasy of being an otherwise fictitious creature. Here we see that Mary Kate is an Über-Morlock. After she's done shopping I'm fairly certain she has plans to eat an entire community of Eloi.


Posted by The Unpleasantness on Friday, March 2, 2007 at 3:28 PM |

She looks like Michael Jackson.

Abuse by Blogger James Wigderson | March 2, 2007 at 10:02 PM  

Hey...I loved that movie!

Abuse by Blogger Pete Fanning | March 3, 2007 at 12:07 PM  

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