If someone had ever told me there'd be a movie starring Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, John Travolta and William H. Macy about
middle-aged guys riding motorcycles I'd have punched them in the face and told them to stop taking me for a fool. Well, I guess I'd have to take that punch back and apologize. Then I'd have to drive to Hollywood and punch all four of these actors, starting with Tim Allen because he owes me money. But maybe that's why he took the role, to pay off all his debts. As for Martin Lawrence, I think he's just trying to occupy his time until he makes
Martin: The Movie, which he'd better get done soon because the older he gets the worse he looks in drag.
If someone had ever told me there'd be a movie starring Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, John Travolta and William H. Macy about middle-aged guys riding motorcycles I'd have punched them in the face and told them to stop taking me for a fool. Well, I guess I'd have to take that punch back and apologize. Then I'd have to drive to Hollywood and punch all four of these actors, starting with Tim Allen because he owes me money. But maybe that's why he took the role, to pay off all his debts. As for Martin Lawrence, I think he's just trying to occupy his time until he makes Martin: The Movie, which he'd better get done soon because the older he gets the worse he looks in drag.