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People Love Me

If there's one thing I know to be true, it's that my endearing personality and rock star charm make people want to be my friend and give me things without my even having to ask. Just look at this young lady as proof. I didn't even have to ask her to give me the finger, she just did. See? If that doesn't show that people love me, I don't know what does. And I have a fairly healthy concept of love, which is always good.

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Posted by The Unpleasantness on Saturday, March 3, 2007 at 2:18 PM |

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