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Sienna Miller Digs Drugs

Sienna Miller, who took morphine to research her role as Edie Sedgwick in the movie Factory Girl, recently revealed she takes drugs because "they're fun."

They're f**k loads of fun. If I had a drug of choice it would be magic mushrooms.

Obviously Sienna is full of it, because there's nothing "magic" about those mushrooms. It's all just a naturally occurring chemical reaction. What she must be thinking about is that time I slipped some magic beans in her drink. Only they weren't beans, they were gel caps. And they weren't so much magic as they were Nyquil.

Nyquil: The sniffling, sneezing, Sienna Miller is passed out on my bathroom floor medicine!

Posted by The Unpleasantness on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 at 8:17 AM |

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