The Unpleasantness

Just the other day I was thinking about how life would be so much easier if some sort of device were invented for use in condom application. It seems using your bare hands is not only unsanitary, but unworthy of such a momentous occassion. Think about trying to pound a nail without a hammer, or dig a hole without a shovel or demonstrating insanity without Britney Spears. Finally, a tool for covering the tool.

Now, if only I could meet a woman, it would make using something like this so much more practical.